Store 24, City Oasis, has done what only Store 24 could do: a Dr Pepper rip-off that tastes like grape ass. By "grape ass," I mean the soda tastes like they started with a grape drink, added some ass, and put it in a bottle. But what can you expect for 88 cents? For now, I will score it as a 5, one better than Dr. Radical, but I may lower it once I determine the actual range of Dr Pepper rip-off tastes.
They forgot to leave out the period, but they did leave a lot of salt out. I should be nicer to a local company, but I wont. I can't. This is my mission in life, and I must perform it as honestly as possible.
I am now a member of the Store 24 Cyberclub 24 "your city oasis in cyberspace." Using this inside contact, I will attempt to convince them to market in a 12 oz can for my web site. Wish me luck.
dun dun dun dada, dun dun dun dada, UPDATE. I exchanged e-mail with an official Dr. Zeppa representative and was informed that Dr. Zeppa never has, and never will, be available in cans. Maybe I'll put those e-mails up...