Dr. Zeppa

Store 24, City Oasis, has done what only Store 24 could do: a Dr Pepper rip-off that tastes like grape ass.  By "grape ass," I mean the soda tastes like they started with a grape drink, added some ass, and put it in a bottle.  But what can you expect for 88 cents?  For now, I will score it as a 5, one better than Dr. Radical, but I may lower it once I determine the actual range of Dr Pepper rip-off tastes. 
They forgot to leave out the period, but they did leave a lot of salt out.  I should be nicer to a local company, but I wont.  I can't.  This is my mission in life, and I must perform it as honestly as possible. 
I am now a member of the Store 24 Cyberclub 24 "your city oasis in cyberspace."  Using this inside contact, I will attempt to convince them to market in a 12 oz can for my web site.  Wish me luck.

dun dun dun dada, dun dun dun dada, UPDATE.  I exchanged e-mail with an official Dr. Zeppa representative and was informed that Dr. Zeppa never has, and never will, be available in cans.  Maybe I'll put those e-mails up...		 Score: 
5 

Made by: 
The Store 24, Inc. Waltham, MA 02254 

Ingredients: 

  • Carbonated Water
  • High Fructose Corn Syrup And/Or Sugar
  • Caramel Color
  • Phosphoric Acid
  • Natural and Artificial Flavors
  • Sodium Benzoate (Preservative)
  • Monopotassium Phosphate
  • Caffeine
  • Lactic Acid

    • Nutrition Facts: 
    150 Calories 
    15mg Sodium 
    38g Sugar 

    Misc.: 
    Grape Ass Satisfaction Guaranteed
    1-800-buy-a-hag
    (1-800-289-2424)

    Found By:
    Me