Dr Thunder
Na-na na na na-na na, thun-da'. Wal-Mart, feudal lord of
warehouse superstores and destructor of small businesses has released its
own version of Dr Pepper. Well, it's actually Sam's Choice, but same
difference. They did a pretty good job, thought of a cool name, and
even remembered to leave out the period. While it's been a long while
since I tested it, I do believe it earned a 7. I may revise this
score later, however.
Dr Thunder has more chemicals and one unusual chemical
not found in any other soda. Kinda scary. So far I can only
find it for sale in 2 L bottles. Maybe Sam Walton will read this
page and decide to believe in the ability of the American worker to produce
a 12 oz can.
This just in! Can's are available at Mall-Wort and will soon
be appearing on this page. Make sure to check in periodically.
All I need now is a digital camera... |
Score:
7
Made by:
Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. Bentonville, AR, 72716
Ingredients:
Carbonated Water
High Fructose Corn Syrup And/Or Sugar
Caramel Color
Natural and Artificial Flavors
Phosphoric Acid
Potassium Benzoate (A Preservative)
Caffeine
Lactic Acid
Monopotassium Phosphate
Nutrition Facts:
150 Calories
38mg Sodium
41g Sugar
Misc.:
There's a very patriotic piece of propaganda on the side of the bottle.
It made me teary eyed and now I am proud to be from the same country as
Sam Walton.
Found By:
Kelly's mom, your mom, and moms everywhere. |